ROTFLMAO !

Howdy bloggies!

Missed me?

Hurmm... I'd quite busy this few days though.

Now fellas, I know that my title for this post is an ancronym for

ROLL ON THE FLOOR LAUGHING MY ARSE OFF

and you guys must be wondering what's tickled my funny bone.

RIGHT ?!? 

Well, watdya know it's been a long time since I read a Malay novel. FYI, the last time I read a Malay novel was 3 years back. It's not that I don't like Malay fictions but I think almost all the novels were about love story. So cliche! However, this novel was a total different! I don't know whether you had read this book or not but I'll introduced to you. . .

Gelak Tergolek by Wann Azlan

This book was about the life journey of Rahman, the main character. This is a total fiction books and I recommended this book for those who had high blood pressure, stress and any sickness in this whole wide world. But beware, for pregnant mothers out there, just control yourself when LYAO (laughing your arse out) because I'm afraid it will be not your arse will comes out but your darling baby !

XD

Wei, just joking k!

Don't take it serioulsy.

I tell you some part and you gonna buy it yourself or borrow it from whoever has it !

bla bla bla. . . 

 "Benda baru apanya? Benda ni orang dah belajar masa sekolah rendah dulu. Time ustaz mengajar kamu buat apa? Dok panjat pokok? Buat alasan bodoh pulak. Baca Fatihah pun terbarai. Hajat aku nak la dengar taranum, tapi bunyi kamu baca macam buldozer tarah gunung! Ni pun entah-entah doa Qunut pun tak tahu baca," leter Pak Brahim.

  Terkedu Rahman dibuatnya. "Eh, tau abah. Tadi saya dah baca."

  "Bila masa pulak? Tak dengar pun?'

  Rahman menggaru kepala yang tidak gatal. "Tadi saya baca perlahan saja, abah."

  "Jangan nak kelepet. Aku tak nampak pun kamu baca doa Qunut. Kamu terus turun sujud saja."

  Dengan pantas Rahman menjawab, "saya baca doa Qunut yang pendek saja. Sebab tu abah tak nampak."

  Terkejut Pak Brahim. "Hah? Doa Qunut pendek? Doa Qunut ada panjang pendek ke?"

  Hairan juga dia. Tidak pernah pula dia tahu yang doa Qunut ada panjang pendek, yang dia tahu dari kecil dulu sampai sekarang doa Qunut yang satu itulah sahaja.

  Rahman tergamam. Namun dengan penuh yakin dia menjawab, "ya abah.. saya baca doa Qunut pendek tadi."

  "Sekarang kamu baca balik doa Qunut pendek yang kamu baca tadi, aku nak dengar," arah Pak Brahim.

  "Qunut!" kata Rahman dengan pantas.

  "Iye, doa Qunutlah," kata Pak Brahim.

  "Qunut!" ulang Rahman lagi.

  "Bacalah terus," gesa Pak Brahim. Main-main pula menantu bertuahnya ini.

  "Dah habislah, kan itu yang pendek," tegas Rahman.

  "Dah habis?" tanya Pak Brahim kehairanan. Dia mengurut-urut janggut. "Eh, gitu aje ke?"

  "Ya, gitu ajelah yang pendek. Qunut!" tegas Rahman.

  "Qunut!" Imi mengajuk lalu tergelak mengekek.

  Maimun menoleh pada Mak Hendon.

  Mak Hendon pula hanya menggelengkan kepala.

  Pak Brahim mengangguk-angguk perlahan. Fahamlah dia akan 'doa Qunut' menantunya itu.

"Ohooo... macam tu rupanya dia Qunut pendek, baru aku tahu. Doa Qunut yang panjang macam   mana pulak?"

 "Quuunuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuut..." kata Rahman dengan mengalunkannya sekali.

bla bla bla. . .

sile baca sendiri k !!

  

p/s: In my collections, I only had 1 cupboard full with English fictions/storybooks !